Red Riding

Now let's get a few things straight here.

1) We're not all that fond of red, unless it's coming out of you.
2) We're not so much interested in picnic baskets as we are in the hands that hold them.
3) We're not going to bother dressing up as old women, unless we're dressing up our insides, of course.
4) The better to eat you with, my dear.